gloomyraincloud-deactivated2022:

welcome to my blog im annoying

oldshrewsburyian:

caleblandrybones:

national elections so fucked someone’s out to become king of the franks

I got a trial subscription to La Dépêche so that I could learn more about this and discovered several additional facts:

• The theft was discovered early in the morning by a priest
• (If a sacred/magical sword must be stolen, early morning priest-discovery is at least suitably dramatic)
• The question of when exactly the sword was taken remains open
• The mystery is compounded by the fact that the thief would have had to scale a cliff to get to the sword
• Who could have done this thing? “La question est sur toutes les lèvres” (everyone wants to know)
• “No,” says a section header mournfully, “the sword has NOT been removed for restoration; it has been STOLEN”
• The entire town is emotional about this

redspyisinthebased:

puppygirlbelly:

mobylace:

It’s like this

Reversed version so you and your mutuals can bonk back and forth.

wait, hold on

thebibliosphere:

thisusernameisunique:

thebibliosphere:

Watching the UK results roll in and seeing the voter turnout and just how many votes the Reform party is getting like:

ALT

Jesus Christ.

So does the UK have a multiparty system? I keep hearing of Tory, Labour, and Reform…

Yes. Lots of people have been falsely saying it’s a two-party system, which it’s not.

waltricia:

Obsessed with the Manny Jacinto thirst tweets 💀

waltricia:

Obsessed with the Manny Jacinto thirst tweets 💀

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

starlight-starwings:

teaboot:

vizivoir:

teaboot:

asgardian-art-of-mischief-deact:

teaboot:

Good morning and tuesday to everyone except the guy who stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail. If you’re him fuck you

This is oddly specific. Is there a story there?

Yeah, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail

OP you have to tell us that story, I need context

Well you see, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown

What happened next?

You wouldn’t believe it but he pissed all over the mail

Who brought this back

horrormuppet:

horrormuppet:

I think i met an angel on the train

This older man moved my skirt aside and I absent-mindedly said “oh sorry” for being partially in his seat and he said “dont be sorry, this is new york” and then showed me all his poetry about observing the world and living as a restaurant worker during the pandemic and we talked about how i worked in a grocery store and as a bartender so i resonated with his work and he told me “i may never meet you again but it’s nice to meet someone worth talking to. I might sound like a world class idiot sage, but you can’t be afraid. That’s no way to live. You have to trust your humanity.” Then he shook my hand and got off the stop before me. Hello. Hello . Hello.

dubiousculturalartifact:

pankenlewd:

zzoupz:

tumblr are you telling me something

i’ve got just the map for you

demifiendrsa:

Witch Hat Atelier TV anime - Official Teaser

The TV anime adaptation of Kamome Shirahama's Witch Hat Atelier manga will premiere in 2025.

Teaser visual

Staff

• Original Work: Kamome Shirahama
• Director: Ayumu Watanabe
• Character Design: Kairi Unabara
• Music: Yuka Kitamura
• Animation Production: BUG FILMS

iamjapanese:

Ruben Monakhov（Рубен Монахов Xудожник Russian, b.1970）

The Log 2023 Oil on canvas 85x55 cm via

audible-smiles

mooncustafer:

jollityfarm:

Omg this is so cool I didn’t know this! I wonder if I can do this experiment with students

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

blignick:

charlott2n:

charlott2n:

charlott2n:

why is so much of allistic humor just Lying -_-

one time at a christmas party there were snacks and i was going for some mnms and one of my aunts said something like “hey youre not allowed to have those yet” and then when i freaked out a little and withdrew she laughed. what the hell man

like what the fuck is even the right response to that. ill kill you

goldenvulpine:

We did it gang