Sarcastic fangirl and professional procrastinator

sextingtate:

yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost

pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs

skip a few decades. george weasley dies.

fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

janemba:

I LIVE FOR CLUELESS MOTHERS

janemba:

I LIVE FOR CLUELESS MOTHERS

franklyrainbows:

I can only apologize.

This guy just needed a hug forever. And ever. And ever.

littlehollyleaf:

How does this NOT look like a couple in love finding each other again?!

ohgodwhoseroomsarethese:

somequeershit:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”

My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why

That’s the most chilling possible comment on this post.

grimelords:

rob your friends

grimelords:

rob your friends

335,217 plays

homoora:

kagura-shingan:

tricoloredcake:

clavid:

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lost it at the music

it doesn’t seem all that funny but when you get to the eND

I FUCKIBG G FOUDN IT 

tardis-and-sound:


Different message everytime you drag it 

how 
how this can make my day

tardis-and-sound:

Different message everytime you drag it 

how 

how this can make my day

Eleventh Doctor: first and last words

sexinabottle:

karameruru:

water-bottle-drop-warning:

I swear they all have Tumblr accounts

and the song is called unnatural selection tho.

"Nope, I’m listening to this in your bedroom as well."

rjalker:

Just a thing to prove to my mom.

Please reblog if you’re a girl and you don’t shave your legs/arm pits, or you’re a girl who does shave her legs/arm pits, but doesn’t think any the less of others that do not or if you’re a guy who doesn’t care if a girl shaves or not.

If I get enough reblogs, I’ll show this to her, and maybe it will be enough to convince her to stop telling me to be ashamed of my body’s natural functions just because I’m a girl.